How to be a Jamaican Girl?

Abstract

In basic school, when all the girls clump together like hair kinks and whisper about that cute boy with the nice eyes who going marry them after school, dont find yourself playing in the dirt, pushing mud to feel how it feel between your fingers. Them girls will watch you like a hawk and wonder why you act like you do and word will spread fast that you not one of them, you not like any a them.